So it’s the Second Tuesday of the month and I can’t lie when I say that I’ve been anxiously awaiting this link up all week. Amanda over at Voyage Of The MeeMee & Danae over at Duh! Danae! have kicked off their 2nd ever “Sh*t Men Say” Link Up! It’s a fun filled Tuesday to say the least and it’s the most entertaining of ways to make fun of your man. . . or some man . . . any man really.
With out further ado I present you some of the most manly stupid things my husband has mentioned in his #Twitterverse since last month . . . .
Pj’s dream (along with 1/2 of his friends) is to one day be an Olympian. A Olympic Curler rather, but anyway you hash it, an Olympic Athlete. While I outwardly laugh (very loudly) at him and his friends for this ambitious and unrealistic goal, I do however pride myself in having a man with such passion and perseverance. While none of them have yet to actually pick up a curling stick, it’s not entirely impossible they obtain this goal in the next 2 decades as some of the U.S. Curlers only started the sport in 2009. #5YearOlympicPlan #WhatTheHell?
This is the point in which men (from all walks of life) outwardly express their frustration with Olympic classification. It’s okay hunny, I don’t know what the difference is either.
I think (and hope) this was in reference to cooking his 5lb tube of over processed burger meat for his annual “Super Bowl Sloppy Joes”. If only I had set up live wire during the annual 9 hours of “Man Time” AKA our Super Bowl Party, I could honestly write an entire blog on Sh*t Men Say daily. . . . for the next 3 Years. #YChromosomes.
I’m sure this was in reference to when PJ and his father attended the Red Wings game back in January. . . . while men try to sympathize with the other “poor saps” during such horrific events, it’s apparently forgotten that they too have their moments. It is however unfortunate that this female was found to be not “hot” . . . indeed Poor Sap. #PoorPoorSap
So there you have it- A few of my favorite monthly updates on the Man in my life and the Shit that he Says! If you’re looking for a fun little Tuesday tradition to get in on, I highly suggest popping over to these ladies Link Ups and partaking on the fun! It’s always fun to poke a little fun!
So stop what you’re doing (or not doing) and link your shit up, it’s bound to make your afternoon a little lighter with a lot of laughter! #TrustMe. If not, good luck to you on all your mid-week endeavors (I hope you fall off a cliff). #YepIJustSaidThat. Happy Tuesday!
Cheers!
♥ – C
hahahha that ecard!! hilarious. and true.
that last tweet made me laugh out loud!!! too funny
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The e-Card couldn’t have been better. I love when blog topics and e-cards just come together for that perfect post! Not to mention I’m a huge fan of the walking dead and my husband has an obsession with zombies so it just works!! XO
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And she’s not hot…so funny! He seems like such a character, so funny!
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Angi, You have NO idea. Character is the polite definition. Ha! XO!
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“And she’s not even hot”– that’s classic! I really need to get my fiance into tweeting. I’m sure some of the shit he says would be almost as epically funny as this!
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Watch what you wish for!! He’s an addict. I’m pretty sure him and his friends were live tweeting about the opening ceremonies of the Olympics this past week . . God only knows what absurd things came up!!
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Haha I don’t think I could convince mine to get a Twitter! I wonder what on earth he would put on it if he did though. #notworthit <– best hashtag of the post!
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My husband and his ass clown friends use it to banter back and forth, wager, abuse one another and basically just insult one another. . . .they are very tactical with their #’s too!!
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“his ass clown friends” Yup… that about sums it up right there, bahahah!
“tube of meat”… I always knew weird shit went down at the Jazz Castle SB parties!
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It’s just a gross day. . .and next year it falls on my Birthday. SAVE ME AMANDA!
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What a funny post! Love it!
FASHIONHYPNOTISED
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Thanks babe!! XO
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