So in honor of Shit Men Say ( I can’t believe it’s already Vol. 4!!) I’m sharing just a few of the weird things my husband has said in the last month on Twitter. While I typically troll both his Facebook AND Twitter accounts for inspiration, I was feeling slightly unmotivated today. Plus, his Twitter account is always more humorous because it’s only geared towards his male counterparts. AKA – Dumb Friends with similar senses of humor. I believe next month I will just troll ALL of their Tweets too and you can get a good idea of where I’m coming from. #CanIDoThat?
Regardless of the laws on privacy and stalking my friends tweets. . . I still imagine it to be a hefty post. While I work in Social Media and could spend an afternoon alone posting all the stupid shit men say on the accounts I manage, I digress. (I believe that’s grounds for termination.) #ILikeMyJob. But seriously, SO stupid. Anyhow, back to my husband, who hasn’t gained any intelligence since we last spoke:
He really does sing the Canadian National Anthem EVERY SINGLE TIME we watch a hockey game. It’s absurd. I do appreciate his passion for song though and his vocal efforts are astounding. #WhyILoveHim. ♥
Anyhow, if you haven’t already- I highly suggest checking out the link-up: “Shit Men Say”. Created by the lovely Amanda over at Voyage of the MeeMee and Danae at Duh!Danae! – You will NOT be disappointed. These two are talented and the ladies that link-up each month are equally hilarious. It’s a great way to reflect laugh your ass off at your relationship and the important man in your life!
What are some stupid things your man has said? Lookin’ For a Laugh!!
Cheers,
twinewithatwist.com 
Bahahaha… my favorite one is the Limp Bizkit one!!!!!!!!! Ohhhh, LB… almost forgot about them!
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I used to think Fred D. was a hottie. Back when I sported DC’s and wore hemp necklaces. #WTF is wrong with me. #SoASShamed.
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Brad is in LOVE with the Canadian anthem and he grew up in Indiana the farthest thing from Canada haha
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Yeha, I don’t even get it. I swear he gets SO into it too. I’ve been meaning to capture it on film. Should probably clear out some room in my phone and get on that!! #YouTubeStar #AmericanSingsOCanada
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Who doesn’t know all the words to O Canada?
He has a point about daylight savings time!!!
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Daylight savings time does suck but I honestly can’t get that upset about acquiring so much additional sunlight! Winter can be so depressing – but I do love me some sleep! LoL And I can honestly say that I didn’t know O’Canada until I married him. Did I mention I’m the one that’s part Canadian?! #MyGramsWouldBeAshamed.
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Love the Oh Canada one- so random!
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The first time I ever heard him sing it I was like Why The Hell Do You Know The Words To This?? So weird.
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i fell in love with this post because he sings the canadian national anthem!!! tell him he’s awesome (as are you). btw, i got the print!!! i love it so much 🙂
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I figured you would like that! My own grandma is from Canada and I don’t even know the words! #Shame I’m going to refrain from telling him he’s awesome only because he already thinks he is and if he hears it to much then I have to deal with his BS. LOL! I’m glad you got the print, take a picture of it once it’s in your closet and send me that shit!! ❤
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Those tweets are awesome!!!!!
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