I Wanna Know (Where Da Gold At). *

Yeah. Typically I am ALL about this holiday. . . a traditional Irish wild flower, I’m all but sober on a day like this. That is, until I became an adult. . . or stopped bartending. . . I’m not really sure which. While I will always enjoy the pure bliss that is green beer and mass chaos, I have come to realize that there are more important aspects to my March 17th. Take for instance this little gem:

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Not Irish? Hate Green? Despise the crowds  or just don’t think you have a reason to celebrate? I’m here to inform you that you, you my friends, are WRONG. Everyone can celebrate stupidity. #Fact. Everyone Loves Laughing. #AnotherFact. If you haven’t seen this news coverage from back in 2006 in Mobile Alabama, you’re pretty much missing out on all that life has to offer. #Literally. Every year I celebrate this fantastic holiday – beer or not- with a simple 2 minute reminder of why this is one of the most amazingly stupid days ever. . .  then I get excited about life and usually go drink beer. Not this year. It’s Monday People!! But seriously, if you enjoy laughing then you can celebrate a few minutes of your day today too. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

My Husband has a shirt with this exact sketch on it. I have no idea where he got it but he wears it every St. Patty’s day. Few humans see this shirt and realize what it is they are actually looking at, I saw this shirt and realized I had met my match. . . #TrueLove. #WeirdForeverTogether. #MyVeryOwnPatrick.  

Then we have the “Remix”. Don’t slack on me now, I’m being dead serious. If you’re gonna get a lesson on “The Leprechaun” you mine as well educate yourselves! It makes my day every year and I can hardly wait until 2015 to celebrate all over again! For more entertaining Leprechaun laughter visit: http://www.wherethegoldat.com/.

Other then this amazingness, I’m celebrating my St. Patty’s by decorating my daughter in green for daycare, eating a traditional Irish lunch and rocking out to some Dropkick Murphys on my way home from work. #OldPeopleProblems. Oh- and I announced my St. Patty’s Day contest winner at midnight (My First EVER Giveaway)! Big Shout Out to Kathy over at Vodka And Soda. . . #UnethicalShitForTheWin!!

What Traditions Do You Have On St. Patrick’s Day?

Until next year:


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Free St. Patty’s Day Prints! *

In honor of my FAVORITE holiday, I would like to gift you all some fun and FREE St. Patrick’s Day Prints. Decorate your home, spice up your work place. . . Hell, hang them around your local bar for all I care, just enjoy the Guinness drinking hell out of them because they are #Free!

St. Patty's Day Free Prints 8x10For your free prints, click on the links below each print to download the PDF attachment and ENJOY! 

St. Patty's Day 1 - 8x10Click To Download:

Print #1

St. Patty's Day 2 - 8x10

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Print #2

St. Patty's Day 3

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Print # 3

So there you go. . . some festive prints to celebrate this festive and forgotten (literally – you will all be black-out drunk, I know it) day. Just do me a favor, someone print one out and maybe post a picture for me so I know I don’t just do this for my own pathetic amusement. If nobody does, I’ll probably still come up with a reason to make some Easter Prints. Maybe some bunnies, eggs, a few helpless chicks. #CouldBeFun.

Oh and if you haven’t heard, I’m hosting a St. Patty’s Day Giveaway where you could win a FREE Print of your choice. . . Check it out below!

St. Patty's Day Giveaway

Click Here To Enter!


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St. Patty’s Day Giveaway! *

St. Patty's Day Giveaway

♥ Click Photo To Enter Giveaway! ♥

So today I decided to dabble in the art of Giveaways.  . . and can I just say, I have NOT a clue. Try not to laugh at me, I’m learning!! I figured I would give RaffleCopter a try since it’s what I’ve seen most every blog using. . . . it’s great for Facebook! Let me tell you, I was pretty please as to how easy it was to install, I even added a bit of code to sass up my page. . . .#TotallyBraggingRightNow. #DontCare. But seriously, I have no idea how to code. I watch the programmers at work in amazement each day and try to reminisce of the days when my Live Journal (Yes, I just went there) was the mecca of all online journals. My fonts were flashing, words were bold, small, tall and flickering. Every other letter was a different shade of blue and my emotion-cons were just dying for attention. I was the man (wo-man) at coding back then. . . back before everything was just a tool bar at the top of your blog. Where I went wrong? I don’t know. . . . I got lazy. But trust when I say, learn some damn code. It can do wonders.

Free Print Giveaway

Anyhow, when it came to installing this Giveaway in my post today, I had no idea that WordPress was such a brat. I mean seriously, I had run into issues with link-ups and what not in the past but it’s the only blogging platform that doesn’t support this service. (To attempt to sign up via this blog, click the Giveaway Photo at the top of this post!) So for that, I’m sorry. . . or maybe WordPress is sorry. Either way, I am going to provide the link and see what happens.

 My Rafflecopter Giveaway

#FingersCrossedPeople. If this doesn’t work, feel free to visit Twine With A Twist’s Facebook Page to enter! You can get in on the action under their “Giveaway” button!

Anyhow, here we are. . . My first giveaway, so PLEASE check it out and enjoy a FREE print on me! Happy Monday! 


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